Cheeky Bitch
Cheeky Bitch Mandy Bites
Wakey-wakey, bitch.
The answer is more butter.
Your existence is confronting to those who’ve yet to face themselves.
Hail nothing.
Names are not called. They are made known.
Permission to be cunty.
The cosmos shift when I’m on my shit.
Drop a bomb. Disrupt the grid. Leave the scene. Repeat.
I don’t care how it appears. I know what’s going on.
If you’re not getting hotter by the day, you’re doing it wrong.
She’s only a bitch if you are.
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK. DO. WHATEVER. THE. FUCK. YOU. WANT.
“Hey, I ignored myself. Can you do me a solid and correct it on your end?” What you’re actually saying to someone when you ask or expect them to change.
Why would I be less me for anybody? The more me, the better. For everybody.
The greatest cosmic joke is that we take any of this shit seriously.
“I’m just following orders. Take it up with the Lord.” How to respond when people question your moves.
If your shit can be fucked with by another making moves, your shit clearly needs a good fucking.
Since when does a god have to try?
You’re an absolute genius. Fucking act like it.
The glow up is infinite when you keep current with yourself.
Full self-ownership is my kink.
I joined a cult and I’m on drugs now.
#erectionsforeveryone
Stop buying into your own bullshit and you’ll be just fine.
Anything you rely on will be stripped from you. You may as well strip yourself.
If you’re not being transported, then what’s the fucking point?
It’s either me or your shit. Never both. It’s always up to you.
Why would you put the mentally ill (human) in charge of your life?
“It’s their loss.” No, it’s not.
If you hold space for your shit, you're gonna have a handful of shit. And that shit multiplies.
Your insistence on sticking to what you said you would do, instead of making the new, true move, is why your experience fucking blows.
Is my genius taking over your timeline? Boofuckinghoo. And you’re welcome.
The world doesn’t need saving. Nor do you or anyone else. #sorrynotsorryjesus
You’re not at the mercy of the planets.
I’m here to fuck shit up.
If there’s a box, I’m gonna smash it. Sounds sexual but I don’t swing that way.
You do what you’re told by them. I do what I’m told by me.
Why block? Let them see you be great.
Until they say, “Who IS this bitch?”, my mission is not complete.
You gotta ride your own dick.
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Stop It Already (Mandy Bite)
Stop buying into your own bullshit and you’ll be just fine.
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Can You Do Me A Solid? (Mandy Bite)
“Hey, I ignored myself. Can you do me a solid and correct it on your end?”
What you’re actually saying to someone when you ask or expect them to change.
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Sicko (Mandy Bite)
Why would you put the mentally ill (human) in charge of your life?
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Zero Loss Game (Mandy Bite)
Mirror Mirror (Beast Bible)
Limp Dick Vibe (Beast Bible)
alpha / beta / divine masculine
It’s all just limp dick energy.
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Got Game? (Beast Bible)
She’s in the mood.
Just not for you.
She has the time.
Just not for you.
She’d do it all.
Just not for you.
Because your game is weak.
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Limp As Fuck (Beast Bible)
Almost every man on the planet is energetically limp as fuck.
If that offends you, then good.
If you want to change that, even better.
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Sans Soleil (Mandy Bite)
If you’re not getting hotter by the day,
you’re doing it wrong.
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He Got His Shout Out (An Essay)
A fellow from many years ago (who I never wrote about)…
Him: “The only thing worse than being written about publicly, is not being written about at all.”
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Smizin' (Mandy Bite)
Why would I be less me for anybody?
The more me, the better.
For everybody.
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Unpopular Opinion (Mandy Bite)
The world doesn’t need saving.
Nor do you or anyone else.
#sorrynotsorryjesus
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Retro No (Mandy Bite)
Ring The Alarm (Mandy Bite)
I'll Never Be Done With Him (An Essay)
Amanda: “Are you DONE done with him?”
I don’t need to be done with him.
Or with anybody or anything else.
I just need to be exactly where I am.
Those people and things will be here as well - or they won’t be.
Who cares.
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Admittedly (Mandy Bite)
Cunt On Lock (Mandy Bite)
Winner, Winner (Mandy Bite)
How to successfully human:
1. Honour external commitments.
2. Ignore internal commands.
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